![]() ![]() I can’t help but remember the sign clearly stated outside “NO FOOD OR DRINK.” Again I say – just follow the rules. “Nee-naw” brings McDonald’s for the whole clan. Kkyylliiee enters with another “Auntie” and two suitcases so that “Maw-Maw” can do her makeup. Name them wisely – otherwise, they will never have a personalized pencil from the museum gift shops on field trips. ![]() Dear Mary, John, Luke, Sophie, Sam, Charlie, and any others we may have the privilege of raising, you will love your children like nothing you can fathom. Obviously, Kkyylliiee must be quite talented & very child special because she needed two of every letter to spell her name.Īs someone whose name has been missing an “e” in my spelling her entire life, I covet her vowels. I am over the moon to see this chubby kindergartener perform if only I could see over the balloons – and the camera equipment they are now setting up. ENTWINED WITH YOU TRADUZIDO PROFESSIONALThe ad has Kkyylliiee in her recital costume in a professional portrait for the occasion. Don’t ruin songs for people by making silly t-shirts with the lyrics. The dead giveaway is that all of them have on pink t-shirts that say “ we hope you dance KKyylliiee“. I am able to quickly conclude that they are the family of the infamous Kkyylliiee on page 3 of the recital program. ![]() “Unkie-Mikey” just entered the auditorium with an enormous balloon bouquet. The two women marking off seats are oblivious to everyone around them. They count off “new-naw, pawpaw, auntie Laurie, auntie Bitsy, Carl-baby, daddy, bubba, Unkie-Mikie, hankie…” These nicknames, while odd are also not the issue, but don’t nickname me when I am old. We were specifically told not to do this at the informational meeting. In the row ahead of me a family has taken hot pink duct tape and marked off 22 seats. As I sit in this dance recital I am holding a foster baby that is in our home for the weekend and I am witnessing an American atrocity that I want you to remember. An open letter to my children: You’re not that great I love you each. ![]()
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